On Not Being Very Cool…

When we first got here, I had high hopes of composing a really awesome “Things to do at spring training” post for you all. I knew it was going to be a challenge for a temporary resident of Goodyear, Arizona, but I didn’t rule it out as a possibility. I even sacrificed myself to a borderline lousy sports bar that I wont name in hopes of being able to tell you that they serve wicked good french fries. Unfortunately, I cannot report anything fun and this post right here is my white flag- I surrender.

Although I haven’t spent considerable time around any AZ ballpark aside from Peoria, we do have quite a bit of free time to kill during spring training. Until attempting to gather my thoughts on the matter, I hadn’t realized that Mat and I are really lame. When Mat’s at the ballpark, I can most likely be found working out, sweating a small lake at Bikram yoga, grocery shopping, running errands, being the secretary, housekeeper, or something else you wouldn’t want to do while visiting spring training. Once he’s off work, we usually grab a quick lunch and return home to either play Call of Duty, watch a movie, the History channel, Animal Planet, or the Discovery channel. I cook dinner, we go to bed, and then we do it all over again. What I’m trying to say here is that you can’t write a blog about cool things to do when you aren’t cool.

This brings me to a somewhat unrelated point; It amuses me that Mat has always been portrayed to be some out of control wild child. Not just because we’re boring and nerdy, but mostly because it’s the lamest case of judging a book by its cover. Yes, he’s young. Yes, he has tattoos. Yes, he will let you know if he feels disrespected and, yes, he goofs around a lot. All things considered, we may have quirky interests compared to your average baseball family and more tattoos than your local bike gang but, dude, we really are low-key, boring people. I mean HELLLLO, we’re MARRIED. Married people aren’t cool or wild. It’s just a scientific fact.

Let’s get back on track… When fans come to spring training, they want to know the fun places to go out, good places to eat, etc. etc. Let me just summarize an answer to this inquiry- if your team isn’t in or close to Scottsdale, may the force be with you. If you want to know the best place to go out, I can’t help you. If you want to know where to grab lunch, you have a line-up of chain restaurants and fast food to choose from. If you came here to watch baseball and see some of your favorite players up close and personal, you came to the right spot.

Goodyear ballpark (GYBP) is fancy. It might be one of my favorite ballparks in the cactus league. It’s not too big, not to small. The staff is always smiling and the stadium just feels good because fans are having fun. If you’re a Reds fan and you haven’t been to a game at GYBP, you should probably make it a point to check it out. I can’t speak from personal experience, but spring training seems to generally be a really fun experience for fans. Before games, you can catch batting practice at the complex down the road. Again, I don’t know what this may mean to you but I have heard someone exclaim, “DUDE… Votto was RIGHT there in front of me!!!” like a child who caught Santa with a new puppy in the living room… Probably similar to how I would feel if I ran into a giraffe that wanted to be my best friend.

This brings me to my final point. There’s a zoo nearby called Wildlife World Zoo & Aquarium. If you have some free time while you’re here, check it out. Sure, it’s not paved and you are going to want to wear close-toed shoes to keep your feet kind of clean. It’s not huge and immaculate like the San Diego Zoo. It’s also kind of in the middle of nowhere. BUT… the reason I love it so much is because it’s not super crowded and you’re able to get really close to the animals. They even have a giraffe feeding station where YOU can feed their giraffes! HOW COOL IS THAT?!  Not as cool as touching a sleeping leopard.

I’m not sure you’re supposed to touch the animals but there were no signs so I’ll take that as a, “Stick your fingers in here at your own risk, buddy”. Here’s this:
Sidenote: I couldn’t reach so Big Bird is the only one who got to touch the leopard. For this reason, you may want to just suck it up and wear some heels to the zoo. It may be your lucky day if you’re into touching large cats.

Also, Wildlife World Zoo attracts all sorts of famous people. I snagged a shot of Natalie Portman! (I fed her too, God knows she needs to eat).

If you really want to know how you should spend your free time at spring training, this tortoise has it all figured out. Be lazy and sit by a sprinkler.

Boom.

So now you know.

Dallas

10 Comments

Just so you know, the Cincinnati Zoo also has a Giraffe feeding area and is a fun zoo as well. The Newport Aquarium across the river is outstanding too!

Love the blog, it’s always entertaining!

Just so you know, the Cincinnati Zoo also has a Giraffe feeding area and is a fun zoo as well. The Newport Aquarium across the river is outstanding too!

Love the blog, it’s always entertaining!

Good blog today. It’s very cool you’re an animal fan. Cincinnati’s Zoo is really excellent, and is a 10 minute drive (with traffic) from Great American Ballpark. Oh, and it’s typically ranked just behind San Diego… you know… among Zoo Rating people.

Love your blog! I’m a huge baseball fan and have always wondered about the family lives of the players! Thanks for sharing a glimpse into your life. Go Reds!

Thanks for reading! I have heard wonderful things about the Cincinnati zoo and can’t wait to check it out!

Maybe on an off day you and Mat can visit a place called The Wilds. It’s a little bit of a drive away (in Cumberland OH), but way worth it. The trip I went on was on an open air safari and some of the animals come right up to the bus. But they have other tours like a zip line, Animal Encounter, or a tour where you get to interact with Animal management specialist. It’s pretty awesome and I just thought you should know. Here’s the website if you want to check it out: http://www.thewilds.org/

P.S. I think some of the best pictures that I have ever taken were while I was there!

Next time can you encourage Mat to use his non-throwing hand to pet the sleeping leopard?

Oh my stars! I literally burst out in a fit of laughter at the feeding Natalie Portman remark. Your blog is quickly becoming my new fave.

Cincinnati Zoo is top-notch! Even has a Reptile House & a Butterfly display but I’m not sure if that’s all year.
At Christmas, they do up the zoo with Christmas lights.

I think there’s a clause in everyone’s contract about touching wild animals. I’ve been to Goodyear, great ballpark and I went to the WWZ when it was near Fountain Hills. Or was that the other zoo? Anyway, enjoy Cincy. It’s a great town.

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