Whatever, Kale.

For whatever reason, kale is currently the face of leafy green vegetables and I feel annoyed about it. Sure… I eat it, I drink it. But it’s everywhere and I don’t even know what private interest group funded the movement. Rude.

No matter where I turn, it seems kale is what the kool kids eat.

The other day a friend reminded me of an awesome leafy green veggie- rainbow chard. It’s so much more fun than kale, it’s no wonder vegetables want to pretend it doesn’t exist. It’s way more colorful than kale… Prettier than kale… And why doesn’t Brutus just stab Caesar?!  (Mean Girl reference, not very fetch, I know.)

Anyway… Rainbow chard is fun because it’s colorful and you can cook it any way you’d cook the old green staple, spinach or the new girlfriend, kale.

I cooked  it in the following steps and then I ate it all. Do you dare?



1 bunch rainbow chard

1/2 cup veggie stock

1/4 cup white whine

2 tablespoons tamari (or soy sauce)

1 teaspoon of brown sugar

Pepper to taste

(Note: if you use a sweet wine, skip the sugar or reduce one ingredient)

(Note 2: I was trying to keep fat intake down/avoid oil but if you’re feeling froggy, leap)

Step by step, day by day:

2K1. Buy rainbow chard

2. Chop the leaves and separate the ribs. Cut them how you want but you’ll see my method in the upper right hand figure.

3. Turn stovetop to just above medium heat and add veggie stock and pepper to pan.

4. Put stems of chard in pan and cook for 4-5 minutes

(Add the rest of the ingredients some time within this period as you see fit)

5. Start adding chopped chard to the pan and sauté for about 2 minutes.

6. Place lid on pan & steam for 2 mins.

7. Put on plate.

8. Eat.

7 eight 9.


I’m not good at recipes but if you’re lucky, you’re good at remixes.




You are so talented!!! And creative! 🙂

That not only is cool because it’s in a heart shape, but it looks delish! Nice job.

That not only is cool because it’s in a heart shape, but it looks delish! Nice job.

That not only is cool because it’s in a heart shape, but it looks delish! Nice job.

No one cares about your food. You are very annoying. MLB should really re-evaluate who they let post under their company name, You are making them look very bad…

What does chard taste like? I may try to grow that this year.

p.s. No one cares about your comment, trinity…find somewhere else to troll.

Hi! Sorry, my reply doesn’t have anything to do with Kale, or any other food. But I’m dying to know about Mat’s Love Me or Hate Me tattoo. I stumbled upon the Reds-Indians game on Sunday on TV. I was so excited to see Mat pitching. (I’m in San Diego and miss him terribly.) Then I noticed on his right forearm that he has a different tattoo, right where the Love Me or Hate Me one was. WHAT? I loved that tattoo! So, my question is did the new tat cover the old completely, or can you still read the old one?

Glad you are writing this blog–it’s fun to read!

Thank you, Dallas!!

Come back. We miss u.

Howdy! This post couldn’t be written much better!
Reading through this post reminds me of my previous roommate!
He constantly kept preaching about this. I am going to forward this information to
him. Fairly certain he will have a good read. Thank you for sharing!

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